Kellyanne Conway Maybe Punched Man At Inauguration Ball
Kellyanne Conway is a fascinating enigma who can allegedly throw a damn good punch.
This is my favorite story of all time. I don't say that lightly.
Conway was the campaign manager to Donald Trump, and is now serving as a White House advisor despite having publicly said she would not take a role in the White House (which maybe means she got some damn good perks thrown at her to take the job).
You may also know her as the originator of "alternative facts," which the rest of the world knows as "blatant lies."
Anyway, according to the New York Daily News, Conway punched a man at Trump's inaugural ball on Friday night.
The report says two men were fighting (testosterone!), and Conway stepped in to stop it. Her method was to punch one of the men "with closed fists at least three times."
Charles Gasparino, a correspondent on Fox Business, wrote about what he saw on Facebook.
According to him, it was an action-packed inaugural ball (testosterone!). First, he was hanging out with "my pal Scott Baio" outside the ball when some "anarchist thugs" asked Baio if he was a fascist, probably because Trump's lead has been linked to fascism.
They cleared that situation up and then went inside the ball, where things got "even more insane."
Two men in tuxes (testosterone, hahaha!) were fighting. Then, Gasparino wrote,
Out of nowhere came trump adviser Kellyanne Conway who began throwing some mean punches at one of the guys. Whole thing lasted a few mins no one was hurt except maybe the dude she smacked. Now I know why trump hired her.
Gasparino added he did not exaggerate any of this.
Honestly? I believe it. Conway's a Jersey girl, and we're scrappy like that. We also know she's the only one able to get Trump to listen, which might mean some (literal) strong-arming.
I mean, listen, Conway is a smart, capable woman who prioritizes victory over morality and truth. I can see it.
Citations: Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway allegedly punched a man in the face at President Trump's inaugural ball (New York Daily News), Facebook, What Are Americans Worried About? People Seeking Definition Of Fascism In Wake Of Donald Trump Inauguration (IBTimes)