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Woman Posts Pic From Hospital After 'Deadly Dildo' Gets Stuck In 'Bowel Area'

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Every girl's nightmare just came true: A woman got a dildo stuck inside of her while it was still vibrating.

Emma Claire Rowlands, the victim of the "deadly dildo," must have had a little too much fun on Saturday morning, when she was having some one-on-one time with herself.

She ended up in the hospital.

What the heck, right? Can't we ladies partake in this ONE pleasurable act without worrying about what's going to end up inside of us?

PLEASE?

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I can't even imagine showing up to the emergency room and telling the doctor that my bowel area is vibrating because of an engulfed sex toy.

But it seems like the embarrassment didn't faze Emma: She actually posted a picture of herself in the emergency room on Facebook. Then, someone posted it on Imgur.

The caption is hilarious. It reads,

The case of the deadly dildo -- when a bit of Saturday morning playtime results in spending the day in Wrexham hospital having a nice pink vibrator surgically removed from your bowel areas... whilst it's still vibrating. If you can't on a Saturday when can ya?

 

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Emma, you're such a good sport for sharing your dildo dilemma with the internet. Kudos, girl.

As shitty as this situation seems to be, something good actually came out of it. A company called Scandals saw Emma's post and offered her a free dildo to replace the one that got stuck inside of her.

That was nice of them, I guess?

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To make matters even more awkward, Emma's boyfriend, Lee Miller, chimed in. He posted on Facebook about his girlfriend's sex toy offer.

At least they have a sense of humor, right?

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Well, hopefully Emma takes up their offer for a new dildo because it looks like she's going to need it. I would take it easy down there for a while, though.