Let's talk about creepy dudes.
They're everywhere. Just the thought of having to deal with desperate weirdos EVERY FREAKING DAY stresses me out.
Obviously, unwanted compliments or attention can come at any time — like when you're at work and all you're trying to do is deliver pizza.
According to one Papa John's delivery girl, a customer took a creepy picture of her butt as she was delivering his food and followed it up by texting her personal phone and asking for nudes.
This girl posted her conversation with her unwanted admirer on Imgur and, well, grab your popcorn because it's good.
Let's start with a bit of context. The girl wrote on Imgur,
Here. We. Go.
Men, there are many ways you can impress women, but this is not one of them.
Like, did he really think was OK? And as far as pick-up lines go, “u called my dog cute but u were more cute tho haha” is TERRIBLE.
So what happened next?
This isn't just trolling — this is trolling of the highest calibre, mainly because she manages to maintain the moral high ground despite calling him a “dumb cunt,” which is pretty impressive.
Plus, “don't order pizza when there's a tornado warning” is some sound advice.
Seriously though, how much of a massive jerk is this douche? Tracking her down and blackmailing her by asking for nudes is the definition of fuckboy.
Our hero added,
You go, girl.