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Here Are Five Of The Most Ridiculous Amazon Prime Day Deals

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Guys! Wake up already and start spending -- it's Amazon Prime Day.

It's basically their very own Black Friday, and some of the deals are off the chain. To get your hands on these discounts you'll need to be a member, but don't worry, we've got your back. You can sign up for a 30-day free trial and cancel once you've splurged.

Now, let's take a look at some outrageous deals.

This curved Samsung TV was slashed from $1,247.99 to $649.99. Let me repeat that: CURVED.

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These Bose headphones are now $99.95, down from $179.05 (ridiculously hot guy gently strumming guitar not included).

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This awesome laptop is now $199.99, down from $779.

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Looking like a massive douche has never been more affordable now that this Segway is $699 instead of $1,299.

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Want a sweet new pair of running kicks? You can get a pair of NBs for as low as $37.99

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*Blinks* *rubs eyes*

We told you these deals were large and in charge.

Amazon Prime Day was launched last year to celebrate the company's 20th birthday. Obviously, it was a roaring success and on average, customers ordered 398 items per second. Although customers did complain that the best items sold out too fast (well, duh).

And this year there are even more deals to choose from. Amazon spokeswoman Julie Law gave this very teasey forecast:

They will sell out fast this year.

Damn it, Julie, this just makes us want your stuff more!

So what are you waiting for? Get yourself on Amazon, buy loads of cheap swag and feel like you've cheated the system.

Oh, and if you happen to miss out on all the fun today, don't worry too much. Walmart is trying to muscle in on the action and has promised some discount goodness on Friday.