Are you secretly a fan of Justin Bieber's music but hate Justin Bieber the person?
Well, today is your lucky day, half-assed Beliebers. We found a Filipino girl who sounds just like Justin Bieber and isn't Justin Bieber.
Her name is Alexis Calipusan, and she is 18 years old.
In this video, she does a spot-on cover of Bieber's "Baby," and she's accompanied by her friend, Cyril Cailing, on the guitar. Alexis even has the same haircut as Bieber.
Now, all we have to do is hire some ex-Marines, kidnap Bieber in his sleep, throw him in Gitmo and replace him with Alexis.
Then, we will finally be rid of the scourge that is the Biebs. And the world will once again be a tolerable place to live. Who's with me?