Xavier Simmons, 22, is an aspiring rapper.
His father also happens to be DMX, who's ironically in jail for six months after not paying child support.
Now, his son is using that window of opportunity to try to pull off the most ingenious plan ever and launch his career.
According to TMZ, Xavier is selling his father's multi-platinum plaque for It's Dark and Hell Is Hot, Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood and ...And Then There Was X on eBay for a total of $3,000.
According to sources, DMX is pretty pissed at his seed, but there's not a damn thing he can do about it while he's behind bars. But considering the records were reportedly just sitting in Xavier's closet, I guess Xavier didn't see any harm in making a quick buck.
DMX is a wild dude, and below is a video of him reuniting with his son on television.
Let's just say it ends with X leaving the room.