When you're a 26-year-old rap superstar and your nickname is "that pretty motherf*cker," of course you're getting wild cheeks.
A$AP Rocky is ready to take over again with the release of his second album, At.Long.Last.A$AP, and it's officially #FLACKOJOYDESEASON.
The Harlem rapper truly lives the rock star lifestyle, and he just shared a sample story that will either motivate you or make you tight and hate your life.
In a recent interview with the New York Post, Rocky recalled a recent trip to SxSW in Austin where fellow rapper Makonnen gave him some LSD. To say it was lit is an understatement.
There's definitely a psychedelic influence on my new album. Makonnen gave me acid at SxSW. This n***a looked like Buddha with a Jheri curl! After that, I went back to my mansion and f*cked nine chicks. It was pretty rad. That's a true story.
That's right. Nine chicks. Three orgies. On acid. Turn up. Rocky explained further,
Yeah, but not all at one time. It's like group sex. You have three at a time, and then you have three orgies. That's nine chicks.
I think it's time for every single one of us to reevaluate our life goals and start thinking about becoming rappers.
Check out the trippy video this epic story might have inspired.