The Most Badass New Sh*t We Found On Amazon For Under $30

You’ll be the most badass person in the room wearing these snake earrings that look like they’re slithering through your piercings. Made from stainless steel, the hypoallergenic earrings are lightweight and comfortable to wear.

Bring some personality to your updo with these metal claw clips that feature a unique squiggly geometric design. They hold in place for a long time to avoid redoing your hair midday. The pack comes with two claws; other finishes and styles can be found in the listing.

Don’t jot down to-do lists or notes with anything but these metallic markers. “I bought these for a small project and ended up using them for so many different ones. Good quality and bold colors,” shared one commenter. Your order comes with a dozen colors.

This wearable body chain is sultry AF. It fastens around your neck and loops underneath your arms to stay securely in place, with a gold-plated design and delicate, clear crystals that shine. Versions with green and red crystals can be found in the listing.

This is the raddest incense holder I’ve ever witnessed. It’s carved with a Viking boat-inspired design, and there’s a designated slot on the back to secure the stick as it burns. It measures just over 8 inches long.

Live out your Sherlock Holmes fantasies with this criminal mind book that’s filled with 120 crime-themed puzzles for you to sleuth your way through. There are brain teasers, memory quizzes, hidden messages, crosswords, and more for you to uncover.

Sitting at the salon is such a to-do — and don’t get me started about the cost. These faux tortoise shell press-on nails give you gel-like results in just five minutes and for less than $25. Plus, they can last up to 14 days straight. Your order includes 16 sizes (32 pieces in total).

Don’t go with a boring, regular mirror in your house: This asymmetrical wavy mirror is way more visually interesting. Hang it on the wall using the hooks on the back or prop it up at your vanity as you get ready for the day.

With its soothing deep-sea sounds and entrancing light show, this LED projector will transform any room into a tranquil ocean oasis — reviewers particularly love it in a bedroom. And for under $15, mind you.

“Beautiful” is one word that pops up over and over by reviewers to describe these string lights that feature a tantalizing iridescent finish. The material reflects different colors based on the light and angle, and there are eight modes to pick from, including twinkle, fade, and steady-on. A few styles can be found in the listing.

Made from 100% mulberry silk, this high-quality pillowcase feels like a dream to sleep on. And it’s also a dream for your hair and skin — the fabric boasts naturally low friction and moisture absorption, minimizing skin creases and hair knotting, dryness, and frizz. Choose from 13 shades in the listing.

Use this lamp projector to create the perfect ambiance in a room. It can be set to a wide range of colors (including rainbow hues), brightness levels, and modes, all using the included remote control or button switch. There’s also a free app to control it from your phone.

Smiley faces, checkerboard, and other eye-catching designs all come in this 16-piece hair clip set. “These are so stinking cute. They are large enough to be the perfect accent. They grip well and stay put all day,” shared one shopper.

You already know that you’re a baddie, but these affirmation cards confirm it. Pull one out any time you need a moment of positive reinforcement — they say things like “whatever is trying to bring me down is already below me,” so you don’t forget it. The set comes with 53 cards, and they are small enough to throw in a bag.

This miniature flashlight is mighty powerful with various lighting modes (including strobe and SOS), depending on the situation at hand. It’s rechargeable via USB, waterproof, and drop-proof, making it a good pick to have on hand during an emergency.

These thick kitchen mats make standing for long periods — like while you chop ingredients or wash dishes — way more comfortable. They provide ample cushioning for your feet, knees, lower back, and overall joints. Your order comes with two mats that come in lots of chic patterns in the listing.

Speed up your at-home mani with this tiny UV light that cures polish in as few as 20 seconds. “It’s so handy that you can hold it or use the stand,” noted one commenter. “It cures gel polish quickly and evenly, and the dual timer settings are a great bonus.” It’s rechargeable via USB.

These cat-eye sunglasses were popular back in the day, and now they’re having a complete full-circle moment. This pair boasts UV-protected lenses, an ultra-light frame, and flexible hinges, making them comfortable to rock on your way to lunch, during your commute, or even just while running errands. Choose from four colors in the listing.

When you swipe on this lip balm, it reacts to your skin’s natural pH, creating a custom purple-pink shade that’s perfect for your complexion. It also has a subtle sparkle that’ll catch the light just so.

Formulated with ingredients like jojoba oil, shea butter, and aloe vera, this shaving cream is ultra-moisturizing and softening, which is why it’s a must-have for getting rid of hair in intimate areas — because there’s nothing worse than razor burn or ingrown hairs down there.

Chill out with chilled vino — these two 8.5-ounce wine glasses have a built-in cooling gel that freezes to keep your whites or reds icy-cool. Just pop the cups into the freezer, then pull them out before your sipping session. An insulated silicone band makes for comfy holding.

Not only do these under-bed lights look seriously luxurious, but they’re also practical. The built-in motion sensor will flip them on automatically for middle-of-the-night snack runs, so you don’t accidentally trip on that laundry you didn’t get to put away.

With their mirrored rainbow finish, these six rounded spoons are the coolest way to enjoy tasty treats like yogurt, ice cream, parfaits, and more. They’re made from rustproof stainless steel, making them dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.

These floating shelves boast a near-perfect 4.8-star overall rating on the site, adored for their subtle moon-inspired design, storage capabilities, and ease of installation. For just over $20, you get three of them — group them together or hang them separately throughout your home. They come in a few finishes in the listing, too.

Bring a badass element to a room by swapping boring cabinet or furniture handles with these six skull ones in a black finish. “The knobs feel great (nice heft) and the polish makes the finish pop on my black drawers. I love them,” shared one shopper.

It’s shocking that this hand bracelet costs less than 10 bucks, considering it features 14-karat-gold plating and a dainty design. “Fits comfortably and is subtle but so cool,” is how one reviewer described this pick, while another fan wrote, “The quality of the bracelet is very nice!”

A light-up neon sign makes any space way cooler, and this particular sunset one also brings a beachy vibe. It’s powered by USB, can be hung on the wall or placed on a shelf, and the LEDs will glow bright for a long time.

Some nail polish takes ridiculously long to dry. But this top coat dries almost instantly, so you can be on your merry way. It has the most badass shimmery finish to transform any regular polish.

Ten times stronger than steel and four times stronger than leather, these cut-resistant gloves are the definition of badass. Slip them on whenever you’re working with sharp tools like knives or a mandolin for a layer of protection. Breathable by design, they’re comfortable to wear. The pair comes in five sizes in the listing.

For those days you don’t want to wear a bra (or can’t because of your top), but still want a little bit of coverage, these nipple covers are the answer. They’re thin and nonslip (you’ll literally forget you have them on), and they also offer a subtle lift.

Hang this moon light to bring one of the coolest things in the night sky into any room. It can rotate through the moon’s 12 lunar phases for a show — this can be done manually with the remote control or automatically when the function is turned on — and it glows softly for some serious ambiance.

This desk mat is giving vintage vibes (thanks to its dark floral pattern), but it’s suitable for a modern workspace. Its extra-large size allows it to cover the bulk of your desk — if not, the whole thing — so you can place your keyboard, monitor, laptop, and other office essentials on it. It comes with a padded mouse pad, wrist rest, and matching coaster.

Turn literally any drink — including an alcoholic beverage or a favorite juice — into a slushie with this freezer cup. Simply place the inner cup into the freezer for about eight hours, then pull it out and fill it with the ingredients of your choosing to get to making.

Moving forward, I will only sip sparkly drinks thanks to this edible glitter. The glitter doesn’t alter the taste — it’s vegan, gluten-free, and kosher — and it comes in 20 colors, including this gorgeous iridescent option.

With its unique double-brush tip, this brow pen creates hair-like strokes for natural, fuller-looking brows in mere seconds. It costs just $10, will stay put for up to two days, and comes in a range of shade options to match your exact hair color.

Perfect your Instagram selfies and TikTok videos with this mirror and light combo. It magnetizes onto the back of your phone (or there’s a metal ring for non-MagSafe devices), and it can be set to five brightness levels and four color temps for the ideal lighting sitch. It charges via USB-C, lasting up to 90 minutes.

Eat your burger and fries in peace in your car with this holder tray that’s designed to fit securely in the cupholder. It swivels 360 degrees so you or your passenger could share it, and the 9-inch surface is big enough for the whole meal, even if you grab a milkshake, too. It also holds your phone for streaming a show.

“This decal is definitely my signature sticker because I do hit curbs like crazy,” joked one fan about this pair of vinyl decals that proclaim “hot girls hit curbs.” Stick them on your rearview mirror, bumper, or even just a water bottle as a funny touch to your daily life.

This pick looks like a stacked ring set at first glance, but all five bands are actually connected by a pair of golden rings, so you don’t have to worry about the individual bands twisting all over the place as you wear them. It’s a statement-maker with three silver and two gold bands, all plated in 14-karat gold.

The person in the back seat of a vehicle is usually out of luck when it comes to charging their phone. But not if you grab this car charger, which features retractable Lightning and USB-C cords (that extend to almost 3 feet long), plus USB-A and USB-C ports for all of your powering needs.

This no soliciting sign goes the extra mile to deter people from pounding on your door — it showcases the added verbiage of, “don’t ring bell, don’t knock, don’t make it weird.” One fan confirmed, “Not one solicitor since putting this up! Nice thick plastic and super heavy duty sticker.”

To pull off the layered necklace trend without them all ending up in a big knot, use these necklace extenders to vary your jewelry’s lengths. The 10 stainless steel extenders come in five different lengths (from 2 to 6 inches) with heavy-duty lobster clasps that won’t open up until you’re ready. They come in silver and gold finishes in the listing, as well as a pack that includes both.

Why car cupholders are never large enough is beyond me, but this cupholder expander ensures you have a designated spot for all of your favorite drinks; even those 40-ounce tumblers. It comes in standard- and long-base options for a perfect fit in any vehicle.

Whoever invented these highlighter sticks is literally a genius. Each one has a clear-view window on the tip so you can actually see the text that you’re highlighting. The dual-chisel tip can create a wide or narrow stroke, and the set comes with eight vivid hues to brighten up your work or school day.

This poncho towel is low-key genius. It’s made from absorbent microfiber for a quick dry-off post-swim or -shower, and the oversize design means you can wrap up in it like the cozy burrito that you are. Another cool perk? You could easily change out of your swimsuit and into your regular clothes while shielding yourself under this poncho.

Don’t go on a picnic without this cooler bag that you carry using a padded shoulder strap — it’s so much better than trying to lug a bulky wheeled one through the grass. It has room for up to four bottles of wine, and three layers of insulation will keep everything perfectly chilled.

Keep this pearl earring set in your jewelry box at all times — because it’s nice to have options when you’re trying to figure out how to accessorize a look. Included are four distinctive pairs of earrings, all made from brass with 14-karat-gold plating and a faux pearl design. If you have multiple piercings, they group together nicely.

Brush your teeth any time, anywhere without water thanks to these 24 disposable brushes that are prepasted — you don’t need to rinse afterward either. This is the iced peach flavor, which literally sounds like a treat in itself, though there’s also OG mint if you prefer that.

There are never enough hangers in hotels or cruise ships, so bring along these travel hangers — which weigh practically nothing and fold up to super small — in your suitcase, so you can hang up your clothes to prevent wrinkles. It’s under $10 for 15 of them, so stock up before you jet off.

Bling out your car for less than $10 with these cupholder coasters adorned with rhinestones. They’re made from silicone with a deep cup design to trap condensation and drips from your Frappuccino (or whatever drink is your jam). The four cupholders will fit in pretty much any car, truck, van, or SUV.

Make your gaming or office chair way cuter and comfier with this paw cushion. It’s purr-fectly cushioned to support your whole upper body and promote better posture as you sit — you can even take it to the floor for a seat cushion. It comes in six colors and two sizes in the listing.

Get rid of bugs and feel like a total badass while you do it, thanks to this electric fly swatter. It features a built-in light to attract these nuisances, and the 4,000-volt surface will eliminate them with a single swipe. This pick is rechargeable via USB-C.

Finish off your day with a glass of wine — and with this wine glass, that just so happens to be an entire bottle. Cheers to that. The glass has a 750-milliliter capacity, and it costs only $20, so you grab one for yourself and one for a friend.

For a spa moment at home, turn to these glittery under-eye patches that are infused with collagen and hyaluronic acid for major rejuvenation. “Gives my eyes a cool and refreshing feeling. Feels good on tired eyes,” expressed one commenter. The set comes with 24 pairs, making each pair less than a dollar.

Stack these chunky bracelets to glam up any look or wear just one at a time for a subtle shine. Either way, you can’t go wrong. The set includes four bracelets with 16-karat-gold plating that won’t tarnish over time, plus lobster clasps you can actually do one-handed.

Sure, this pick may look a little strange, but this mini plunger goes to work clearing out clogs from any sink drain — and it promises to do so in less than 10 seconds. The handle is comfortable to hold for maneuvering.

Not only do these pimple patches — which come in shapes like hearts, clouds, and stars — look cute when worn, but they’re also working magic on the skin underneath. The hydrocolloid patches are designed to kick pimples to the curb by drawing out pus and impurities.

Why settle for a boring bowl and plate when you could enjoy your favorite chips and dip from this dinosaur-themed set? “Snack time has never been more fun,” shared one shopper.

Cut that sourdough loaf cleanly with this bread knife. It has a sharp, serrated blade made from high-carbon stainless steel for an effortless slice, and the rounded tip gives you extra control as you work. Surprisingly, this pick can be resharpened. The two guides lay the blade flat, allowing for perfectly even slices.

Can’t remember if the dishes in the dishwasher are dirty or clean? This indicator magnet scoffs at you when they’re dirty and shows a smile when they’re clean, so you and your roommates can keep it straight on any given day (just remember to flip it accordingly).

These solar lights are seriously heavy-duty — in fact, they’re 100% waterproof — so you can leave them out year-round to illuminate your deck, fence, or another similar outdoor spot. Set them to nine color options and various light modes, including one that cycles through all of the vibrant hues for a show.

If all of those symbols on your clothes tags feel like a foreign language to you, grab this laundry symbols magnet to decode everything. This way, you don’t accidentally machine wash something that’s supposed to be dry cleaned. The 42 most common symbols are included.

Whether heading to the beach, a gym session, or another hot location, you’ll be grateful to have these cooling towels on hand. Simply soak them in water, then wring it all out to activate the cooling effect — it’ll last for a whopping two-plus hours. Three come in the set.

Even if the lighting around you is meh, this pocket-sized mirror has built-in LEDs to check your makeup or hair whenever you want. It features both regular and 3X levels of magnification, plus a fold-up design for carrying.

Your pet deserves a place to chill, and this cooling mat will provide it. It’s made from a unique nylon material that absorbs body heat for maximum cooling comfort. Plus, it’s soft enough to snuggle up with and comes in three sizes to fit various breeds.