Sexy Stuff That's So Damn Genius & Cheap

This sunset lamp projector shines in every color of the rainbow. Control it through the included remote or companion app. You can also coordinate it with your music and set timers. It rotates 360 degrees for a bright glow at any angle. Its crystal lens, which has a lifespan of 60,000 hours, refracts light for a stunning effect that’s sure to impress your date.

This massage oil candle pulls double its weight on date night. Its lead-free wick burns brightly, creating a lovely ambiance. While it burns, its soy wax melts into a massage oil. Its formula is made with vitamin E and is free of potential irritants like parabens and phthalates. It comes in lots of scents, from amber vanilla to lavender and jasmine.

Set the mood with these flameless pillar candles. Their flickering glow gives you the look of real flames without the fire hazard. Turn them on and off or adjust their brightness with the included remote control. Your purchase includes nine candles in various heights and sizes. Just add two AA batteries to the base of each candle.

This gold body chain adds a flawless finishing touch to any outfit. Fasten it around your neck and loop it under your arms for a secure fit. You can adjust its size to make it work with almost any look. Its crystal centerpieces make you look and feel like a mermaid, and it’s substantial enough to wear to the beach or pool. “I’ve had this for almost a year and it’s still in great condition,” noted one reviewer.

Not only does this red night-light create a great vibe, but researchers at NASA found it may also help you fall asleep. Blue and white light can keep you awake, but red light might have a link to the production of melatonin, which in turn may help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep. Its dusk-to-dawn sensor turns it on and off, saving money on your energy bill. Simply plug it into any standard outlet for the benefits.

Switch up your date night style with this strappy harness bra set. It comes with four styles, so you can mix and match for a look that fits your mood. Each one has straps that are made of stretchy spandex and metal rings that are sturdy and shiny. Since each style comes in its own bag, they’re easy to organize. The bras are adjustable, and one size fits most.

This rose gold necklace has some specific functions that most people may not notice. Its minimalist design resembles any other stylish accessory. However, you can charge it via a USB cord to make it work as a discreet vibrator. It has five speeds, is waterproof, and includes a lobster clasp to keep it in place. Crafted from stainless steel, it’s also sturdy and rust-free.

This aurora borealis lamp turns your living space into a Northern getaway. You don't need to be in Iceland or Sweden to appreciate its 18 colors and 162 lighting modes. With its unique cube shape, it shines onto walls and ceilings. You can use its remote control to toggle between colors, or to set a timer.

These satin pillowcases look stylish, but they also help your hair and skin. By reducing friction on your hair, they can fight breakage and tangles. Satin also helps your skin retain moisture, so you can get your money's worth from your moisturizers and serums. Since they’re made without silkworms, they’re vegan-friendly, too.

For volume and hydration, look no further than this lip plumping gloss. After five to 10 minutes of tingling, you'll notice plump-looking lips with a glossy finish — no injectables required. Choose between a clear gloss or something more colorful. In a consumer study, 93% of users said their lips looked fuller, while 97% said they noticed a moisturizing effect.

For music festivals and nights out, you’ll love these waterproof makeup patches. Apply them like temporary tattoos — just place them on your skin, dab them with a wet paper towel, and peel off their backing for instant faux freckles. Their waterproof formula withstands sweat and chlorine, so you can sparkle all day long. Reviewers have given them an overall score of 4.5 stars.

Get your rear in gear with this plant-based butt mask. Made with vegan collagen, it hydrates dry skin in just 15 minutes. It also helps with toning and contouring, leaving your skin smoother than ever. It’s free of parabens, sulfates, detergents, and other potential irritants. Each mask uses two sheets — one per cheek.

Add a chic layer to any outfit with these stretchy lace bands. They evoke vintage lingerie looks, but nonslip silicone bands hold them in place for a modern twist. They're made of nylon and spandex, so they'll stretch to hug your thighs. Plus, they help prevent chafing. Their scalloped lace is beyond beautiful, and their floral print is always on-trend.

• Available sizes: Small — 3X-Large
• Available colors: 20

Soft and sweet, this pheromone-infused essential oil is perfect for date night. Jasmine, sandalwood, sweet musk, and more blend with your unique scent. “I decided to give it a try, and I’m so happy I did! It [...] leaves you smelling fresh and sweet. It isn’t too strong, but it isn’t too soft either. Even the packaging is great!” wrote one reviewer. Simply roll it onto your wrists and behind your ears.

These reusable press-on nails come with a complete application kit, including a prep pad and strong glue. Their classic French tips and almond shape are always in style. Each set comes with 24 nails in 12 sizes to ensure the best possible fit. Just soak your nails in warm water when you’re ready to take them off.

This diffuser and humidifier doubles as a cool decoration. The faux flame on top is completely safe to touch. Switch between seven color choices, and add any essential oil fragrance you want. At just 20 decibels, which is the equivalent of a soft whisper, it’s quiet enough to let you sleep. Measuring in at under 7 inches long and 4 inches tall, it’ll turn off automatically when it’s out of water.

These silicone inserts turn any bra into a push-up bra. They add one to two cup sizes in a matter of seconds for extra lift and fullness. Just insert them into your bra, and you're good to go. They can also help reshape tops that may be a little too big to wear otherwise. They also come with a zippered pouch that makes them easy to travel with.

• Available sizes: Medium, Large

Bring s’mores night inside with this tabletop lamp. Its smoke-free, odor-free burn makes it safe for dinner parties in the home, although you can also use it on your porch or patio. Weighing in at 4 pounds, it has a sturdy metal base. With three tempered glass panels, it keeps you and your guests burn-free. Use a gel-based biofuel for the best possible results.

This liquid blush gives you a rosy glow in seconds. Dab its built-in sponge brush on the apples of your cheeks, then blend with your fingers. Its gel cream formula is buildable, so you can customize your color. It's infused with antioxidants and vitamin C, and is cruelty-free.

These LED flame bulbs flicker and glow like actual fire, but they’re safer to use. Their built-in gravity mode allows their faux flames to burn upside down. Made with recycled materials, they’re powered by LED lights that save energy. Choose between four light modes to match your vibe. Each bulb lasts up to 25 years.

Make your white T-shirts pop with this nipple bra. Its raised detail gives you the braless look with a little extra lift. With cushioned support, it has a slight push-up effect, and its underwire won't dig into skin. Its flexible band is itch-free and won’t cause discomfort. It also has adjustable straps for an even cozier fit.

• Available sizes: 32A —40D
• Available colors: 4

Spruce up your outdoor events with these tabletop tiki torches. Use their clean-burning torch fuel for a safer way to celebrate. Their long-lasting wicks burn for up to five hours per refill. They’re made of molded glass, and each set comes with three bright colors. Since they stand at just 6 inches tall, their flames won't climb too high.

This winged eyeliner stamp takes the guesswork out of your makeup routine. Its pigmented formula stays in place all day, from work to dinner to nights out. Since it's waterproof and smudge-proof, you can wear it during any adventure. Plus, over 21,000 reviewers gave it a five-star review. Each set contains two eyeliners: one for your left eye and one for your right, making them sisters and twins.

When you’re on the go, these anti-chafe slip shorts are a must. Their seamless fabric provides an extra layer of protection under skirts and dresses, so you can move freely. Lace trim on their waistband and legs adds a vintage vibe. Their bodycon fit disappears under your clothes, and they’re fully opaque, keeping you covered.

• Available sizes: Small —X-Large
• Available colors: 4

This sheer cheek gel is a safer choice for sensitive skin. Made without oils and fragrances, it's hypoallergenic. It's also infused with aloe vera for extra hydration. Apply it with fingertips for a dewy finish. With its serious staying power, you’ll rarely (if ever) need to touch it up. Wear it under powder or bronzer to make it last even longer.

These suspender stockings let you borrow from your favorite old movie stars. Made of sheer nylon, lace, and spandex, they glide over skin and stretch for a snug fit. Their lace waistband stays securely in place, ensuring your stockings won't slide down. Since they’re so elastic, you can wear them over and over, and they’ll maintain their shape.

• Available sizes: OS
• Available colors: 7

This mascara primer benefits your beauty routine, even after your makeup comes off. Infused with vitamins B5 and E, it conditions your lashes for length and stretch. It glides on smoothly, creating a canvas for your favorite mascara. It also boosts pigment, whether you wear classic black or a fun color. In a consumer test, over 90% of people said their lashes looked longer.

This freckle pen makes you look sun-kissed, even if you usually stay inside. Its fine felt tip gives you natural-looking freckles, and its waterproof ink stays in place all day. Since it dries quickly, you can apply it and head right out the door. Its light pigmentation makes your freckles look extra lifelike. It’s also safe for sensitive skin.

Turn your bedroom into a safe haven with these canopy curtains. It comes with two installation options and all the tools you need to make your life easier. The canopy also acts as a fully functional mosquito net and works with beds of all sizes. With 256 tiny holes, it allows airflow for a more comfortable night of sleep.

With these soft satin sheets, your skin care routine lasts all night long. Each set comes with one flat sheet, one fitted sheet, and two pillowcases. Their smooth surface protects hair from breakage and tangles and helps skin retain more moisture. You can buy a set in one of 18 colors and every standard size.

These LED vanity lights turn any space into your own Broadway dressing room. Simply stick their adhesive backs onto any mirror to install them. Their USB cable plugs into walls, power banks, and more. These lights also let you choose between nine brightness levels and three color temperatures for a glow that's all your own.

Wear whatever you want with this period underwear. Its lining is triple-layered to absorb liquid, prevent leakage, and let your skin breathe. Its stretchy lace side panels are both stylish and functional. Lightweight fabric gives them a barely-there feel. Plus, their fade-proof colors are washable over and over without losing their luster.

• Available sizes: Small — X-Large
• Available colors: 3

Protect your privacy with this stained glass window film, which lets sunlight in while hiding your space from prying eyes. Peel off its adhesive backing and stick it into place for a stress-free installation. Its green leaves and climbing vines have a gorgeous natural vibe. You can also use it on car sunroofs and even fish tanks.

This ceramic incense holder has a stunning geometric design. It’s functional, too — it catches falling ash to keep tabletops clean. Use them with any Japanese incense sticks to fill your home with the smell of your choice. You can even burn your incense while leaving the lid on. Every purchase comes with two boxes of sticks to get you started.

These incense sticks fill your home with calming scents for a warm, welcoming vibe. Each set comes with 120 sticks, and one stick takes 45 minutes to burn. They're hand-rolled and cruelty-free, and they burn without releasing any black smoke. Scents include lavender, chamomile, ocean salt, and palo santo/sandalwood.

These curtain fairy lights are a must for date nights and parties. Choose between eight light modes, depending on your mood, and watch them twinkle for hours on end. If you buy multiple curtains, you can connect them to each other to cover entire walls. Each one measures just under 10 feet in length.

This relaxing room spray is infused with essential oils, filling your room with the scent of eucalyptus and lavender, or your choice of four other gorgeous scents. What makes it special is the fact that it’s made without potential irritants like parabens, phthalates, and synthetic fragrances, making it safe for sensitive noses. Certified by the Leaping Bunny as cruelty-free, it's also a safe bet for animal lovers.

This cheeky underwear lets you dress up while feeling dressed down. Its soft and stretchy lace conforms to your skin without irritation. The criss-cross detail in the back makes it more interesting, but it's still as comfy as can be. Since it's so smooth and lightweight, it's invisible under most clothes.

• Available sizes: Small —XX-Large
• Available colors & varieties: 17

Impress your guests with these hand-blown wine glasses. With smooth rims and extra-long stems, they look incredibly chic in your kitchen. Their crystal material makes a delightful clinking sound when tapped together, and they’re also lead-free for safer sipping. Since they’re dishwasher-safe, cleaning up after wine night will be easier than ever.

Let’s be real — whiskey is sexy, and these ingenious whiskey glasses are the perfect way to sip it. Their crystal mountains chill your drinks in under 20 seconds. Choose the peak of your choice, from Everest to Fuji. Store them in your freezer before an event, then use them as conversation starters. With an overall score of 4.7 stars on Amazon, they’re bound to impress.

Elevate your home cocktail experience with these spherical ice cube molds. Their round design looks more sophisticated than most cubes, turning your apartment into your dream restaurant. Made of high-quality silicone, they’re flexible and food-safe. Simply pop your ice out of the molds, which are dishwasher-safe.

Prepare for your next romantic night with these cryo sticks. Regular use can help reduce puffiness and brighten skin. Made of stainless steel with rubber handles, they're designed to last. You could even enlist your partner for a steamy skin care routine. Store them in the freezer for three to four hours before use.

Hang these dried eucalyptus bundles in your shower for a spa-level experience. Each bundle is made of real eucalyptus and covered in glycerin for a more vivid green. Their soothing scent encourages you to take a deep breath, which you can, as they’re nontoxic. At 17 inches long, they’ll fit seamlessly into most showers.

These bra strap clips go with racerback tops like peanut butter and jelly. They work on bras of all sizes, holding straps together so they won’t show. When you buy, you’ll receive three clips in three different sizes and colors. You can even put them on without taking off your bra. As one reviewer exclaimed, “Life changing for me!”

If you don’t have a sauna at home, these aromatherapy shower steamers will do the trick. Simply place them on the shower floor moments before stepping in. Dissolving into a scented vapor, they’ll elevate your shower experience. They also come in a giftable box, so you can surprise your SO, even without a special occasion. Scents include peppermint, bergamot, and jasmine tea.

Try this multi-use oil on your hair, skin, and nails. With apricot oil and sweet almond oil, it hydrates and brightens to rejuvenate your whole body. It's also made with vitamin E, which is full of antioxidants. Actual rose petals in the bottle make it a romantic choice, as well.

These nipple covers work with all sorts of necklines and fabrics. Instead of searching for the right bra, you can simply press them into place. Their strong adhesive stays put for up to 12 hours, then peels off painlessly. Wash and reuse them as often as you like, and store them in the included travel case when not in use.

Soothe your underarms, legs, and bikini area with this hair oil. Formulated for intimate areas, it hydrates hair and skin. Made with jojoba and grapeseed oil, it’s completely vegan and cruelty-free. Regular use can help prevent ingrown hairs while soothing irritation. Just rub a couple of drops onto your hands, then massage them into your skin.

For a glow that’s all your own, try this color-changing blush oil. It reacts to your skin's pH levels, giving you the perfect shade without any guesswork. With a slew of hydrating oils, including rosehip, avocado, and sunflower, it also protects your skin. Even in heat and humidity, it lasts all day. Use it on any complexion.

If you want something a bit more classic, give these crystal glasses a whirl — literally. They rotate on their coasters, which makes them even more fun to use. Their three-dimensional glass has a timeless flair, and walnut coasters keep condensation off your furniture. Each set comes with two, so they’re perfect for romantic hangs at home.