11 Things Every Wino Needs To Get Her Drink On Right This Summer
Once summer rolls around, every wino needs to be prepared to take it on in fabulous, boozy fashion.
From ringing in the sizzling season with festive beach and pool parties, to barbecues and picnics for Memorial Day Weekend, there are some necessities any wine lover simply cannot live without.
She needs to be equipped for every backyard rager, girls' night out, and beach trip to get her drink on in style.
Once the weather warms up, she lives by that “rosé all day” mentality. It's the only way she knows how to roll, and she wouldn't have it any other way.
Here are 11 essentials all winos should be equipped with to slay it this summer.
1. "Namast'ay home and drink wine" tank top
Preach, though.
This chic tank top pretty much speaks for itself. It should be a key player in every wino's wardrobe this summer, complete with a sun hat and glam shades.
You'll be looking breezy, cool, and trendy AF while sipping your wine.
2. Merlot infused coffee
Merlot Infused Coffee, $20, Uncommon Goods
Because, priorities.
If you're one to embody those “but first, coffee” vibes on the reg, this merlot infused coffee is an awesome spin on your much-needed (and appreciated) dose of caffeine.
3. Four-pack of canned wine
Lila Wine (4-pack), $12, Lila Wines
Wine in a can? Yes, please.
Each and every wino should put Lila Wines on her radar (and in her beach bag) this summer... especially if you're all about sipping on the sand, or toasting with your gal pals at the end of a rejuvenating hike.
Crack open a can, kick back, and chillax.
4. Light up wine sign
Wine Marquee Sign, $46, Overstock
This LED wine sign is the perfect addition to your patio this summer. Put it above the outdoor buffet hutch (which is designated specifically for sangria and chilled wine, of course).
5. Wine bottle pool floaty
Wine Bottle Pool Float, $30, Spencer's
Float your way into summer on this wine pool floaty, all while sipping your wine and working on that base tan glow. Plus, it's sure to make for a prime Instagram pic, too.
6. Wine to-go cup
Wine To-Go Cup (2-pack), $12, Amazon
If you're constantly spilling your wine, this to-go cup is the perfect companion for any outdoor barbecue or picnic. It's quick and easy to bring on the go, and the lid will protect your gorgeous summer sundresses from suffering any bright red stains.
7. Outdoor wine table
Outdoor Wine Table, $50, Etsy
What's better (and more convenient) than this outdoor wine table and bottle holder? Every gal seriously needs one (if not more) of these tables posted up in her backyard for every bash she throws this season.
8. Inflatable unicorn drink holders
Unicorn Drink Floats (3-pack), $12, Amazon
You most certainly cannot leave your drink hanging. It deserves to float into the summer weeks in style, too.
What better way to do that than with inflatable unicorn drink holders? This is the awesome cherry topping for a pool party with friends.
9. Wine glass string lights
Wine Glass String Lights, $13, Party Swizzle
Have you ever seen a more appropriate set of string lights for the wino? Decorate your balcony, deck, or patio with them… and let's get these summer parties started.
10. Bottle bubble ice bags
Bottle Bubble Ice Bags (2-pack), $15, The Grommet
These little guys will make it so simple to cool your vino on the go, sans the big, bulky ice buckets.
This necessary wine bag will ensure your wine is at a prime, cooled down temperature when you're craving it most on a hot summer afternoon.
11. Wine ice cream
Mercer's Wine Ice Cream, $8- $60, Mercer's
Let's be completely real here: What's summer without ice cream? Wine ice cream, at that.
Brave any heat wave with Mercer's chocolate cabernet, and kick off any boozy brunch with peach white zinfandel.
You'll be totally prepared to have the summer of every wino's dream with these essentials at your fingertips.
