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Shark Week Back! The Very Best Of Sharks And Booties

by Julian Sonny

It's shark week, ladies and gentlemen, and that can only mean one thing -- sharks! While we would never want to encounter one during our visit to the beach, there is no denying that we all have developed quite the fascination with these beastly creatures.

Since they were introduced to us in movies with the blockbuster hit "Jaws" in 1975, people have been fascinated by their violent nature. But these are actually beautiful animals who are often misunderstood. Just don't bleed out around their asses and you should be Gucci.

In honor of Shark Week, we have decided to give our readers a closer look into the lives of these epic animals. And for those of you who are a little shook to scroll down, we have defused the situation by adding in some thick, fat booties.

Sit back, relax and enjoy this amazing display of some of the most frightening mixed with the inviting: sharks and booties. How could it get any better?!

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