11 People Reveal The Craziest Sh*t They've Seen Happen At A Party

by Gillian Fuller
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Partying until you're partied out is a time-honored tradition of growing up.

If you've ever had even the slightest hint of a social life you're bound to have some good stories.

Reddit user mahargrettuh recently asked the Internet community to divulge their best party stories. And, let me tell you, they'll make your worst "I puked in a cab" and "I blacked out and woke up somewhere random" stories seem tame. Like, really tame.

Shout out to these folks for surviving their 20s. Keep partying, you crazy animals.

1. I'm pretty sure this happened in "Breaking Bad."

2. "Drunk passed out carcass" is such a solid description.

3. There's always that one guy...

4. Every party needs a few food thieves.

5. Ain't no party like a Brooklyn party (I don't actually know if this was in Brooklyn, but it sounds pretty accurate to me).

6. No story should ever start with "this one time, I was drunk, and a dog ate out my ass..."

7. Little did they know this kid was the REAL champ.

8. Horses gotta let their tails down sometimes, too.

9. Is it wrong that I can't stop laughing at this?

10. Proof that drunk logic is the best logic.

11. And this, which takes the cake for best story of all time.