Guille Faingold

22 Of Your Weirdest Sex Dreams Decoded By A Professional Dream Analyst


I don't care who you are or how morally upright you may be — sex dreams happen. And more often than not, they're really f*cking (ha, literally) weird.

We've all had that feeling of waking up and thinking, “WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! WHAT KIND OF SICK PERVERT AM I?”

I had a dream about a random kid from my high school last year. And when I say random, I mean RANDOM. We were, at best, friendly acquaintances. He wasn't even in my grade! But there I was, four years after high school ended, having a creepy, pervy dream about him. WHAT was wrong with me? HOW could I ever face him again knowing I have this weird subconscious thing for him?

So I decided to go to famed dream expert Lauri Loewenberg to find out once and for all where those pervy dreams come from and what they say about our subconscious minds.

Thank the LORD that Lauri managed to use her expertise to make me feel less like a total freak. 

Lauri started off by telling me that having pervy sex dreams don't make us quite as pervy as we thought:

So don't freak out. You're not weird or creepy, and you don't ACTUALLY want to bone your best friend's boyfriend, your boss, or your brother. There is just a psychological union you're craving there. And each sort of craving symbolizes something different.

Now that we've got that covered, skim through this list. Find your craziest dream (or maybe your most normal — your life, your rules!) and let Lauri explain what your subconscious is really trying to tell you.

Incestuous sex

Sex with a co-worker

Gay sex (when you're straight)

Straight sex (when you're gay)

Sex with a close friend


Watching two other people have sex together

Sex with an animal

Sex with a random person from high school

Sex with an ex

Sex with an old crush

Sex with your boss


Sex with a stranger

Sex with someone you just started seeing

Sex with someone you are dating

Sex with someone you're dating, but it's actually not him/her (different face, etc.)

Sex with your platonic friend who is taken

Sex with your friend's significant other

Your partner having sex with someone else (cheating)

Sex with someone who is not your partner

Sex with someone you hate

There you have it -- all of your weirdest, craziest, wildest, creepiest sex dreams, decoded. Have more? Comment below!

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