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The Reasons Why Every Man Should Date A Cougar In His Lifetime

by Eddie Cuffin

There are plenty of broken women in the world today and the pool of great women is slowly (but surely) decreasing as time goes on. Although cougars are some of the most broken women on earth, there are many benefits to dating them: e.g. a purely physical relationship that doesn't force itself into anything serious. This relationship could be quite fruitful for a young man, as it comes along with a wealth of knowledge both in and out the bedroom.

A cougar knows what she wants and will stop at nothing to get it. Once you are in the sights of a cougar, it's best for you to just go along for the ride, as it might be one of the best experiences of your life. Some people are quickly deterred by the old age of the women, but this should be overlooked as a little nip and tuck will have her looking young enough to catch it.

On top of all that -- this relationship isn't as taxing on your wallet when compared to dating girls your age, as you do not have to impress these women because they have already been through it. Every man should make it his goal to date a cougar and below you will find the benefits of such a relationship:

She has her own money.

Cougars are truly independent women who have one need: good, young, hard dick. They don't want to be oohed and ahhed at dinner or bought expensive things, as they have already been through that stage. Because many cougars are financially stable, dating them for some time is an absolute pleasure as it will not cost you anything. Just think of it as vagina at a discount that doesn't come with any nagging or whining.

You get access to her network.

All true entrepreneurs should really look forward to dating Cougars simply because of their own personal network. Being a woman who has achieved so much and developed an intricate web of of clients and past business partners, it would be useful for you to tap into that group of people. You are a businessman and (on top of the good sex), what's wrong with taking away a few fruitful business relationships from the whole ordeal?

Trust us, her friends have already heard all about you and your wild escapades with their friend, so you do not have to be shy. Her friends are there to help you out, so being the good entrepreneur you are, you seek plenty of economic opportunities from these relationships.

She's past the age of getting pregnant, so it's all about that raw sex.

Cougars are beyond the point of having babies, unlike their 19-year-old counterparts, who are as fertile as the Nile after its banks overflow. Since we do not have to worry about getting Cougars pregnant, we get to have the ultimate raw sex with no worries of having to pull out. This is a bonus of a lifetime and makes the whole experience of dating a Cougar worth your while.

They know what they want, no need for BS.

When it comes to Cougars, there is no guess work, they know what they want and how to get it. As they are truly independent, they do not need anyone to babysit them. (Unlike their 19-year-old counterparts who cry all the time and require hella maintenance.) These women can think for themselves and make their decisions without a second thought. Why deal with a whining 19 year old that really doesn't know what she wants yet -- why think for two people?

This is purely a physical relationship.

Dating a Cougar is a highly physical relationship, so you better do what you can to keep her satisfied. Her dependency on good young dick can be quite taxing on your body, but it is the whole point of your relationship. If she wanted someone to share life experiences with and challenge her intellectually, then she wouldn't be dating you. Take full advantage of this time, as you will probably never get to deal with someone like this ever again.

She's low maintenance, so you don't have to have to deal with needy 19 year olds.

It's 2013 and young chicks these days are needier than ever. They want this and they want that, but offer very little in return. Although, their bodies are younger and tighter, their young mentalities are too much to deal with. Seeking attention is a staple in these young girls' lives and they make it their duty to overreact to things that annoy them.

Who wants to deal with a whiny young girl that offers mediocre sex? Cougars have gone through this stage and have actually grown out of it already, which makes dating them more of an enjoyable experience than a babysitting session.

She has life experience and can be a great teacher in the real world.

Because of all the trials and tribulations she has gone through, she comes along with a wealth of knowledge. It is important that you take full advantage of one of the most important things a cougar has to offer: her expansive knowledge of the world. Without a doubt, she has been through it all and she is willing to share these experiences with you.

You are technically like a baby to her, so take in as much information as possible. This type of relationship can prove to be more beneficial to you in the long run, as you will come out a more intelligent man after it. As if getting gifts and good sex isn't enough, the knowledge bombs she will drop will make this a very fruitful and fulfilling engagement (that lasts a couple months).

She doesn't mind spoiling you.

Because she is truly an independent woman, it is highly likely that she has money in the bank -- either through her own ventures, past divorces or family money. With that being said, it is great knowing that cougars will not hold back when it comes to making sure you are taken care of. As long as you keep them physically satisfied, they will be sure to adorn you in the most fashionable gear, regardless of price.

Keep in mind, you are their eye candy and they need you to look up to par next to them, as all their friends will be ruthlessly judging you.

Her experience in the bedroom is far superior to those dead fish JAP 19 year olds.

Although cougars are on the older end of the scale (and have seen more days than days they have left), doesn't mean that they are like dead corpses in the bedroom. It is actually quite the opposite, they are easily turned on and ready to get down and dirty at the drop of a dime. Because she has experienced much in her lifetime, her pipe game is on another level. She has plenty of interesting moves and positions she can teach you, so you can take them with you when you guys decide it's best to move on.

It doesn't last, no need to worry about commitment or about having kids.

If you are looking to have a purely physical relationship with no long-term headaches, then Cougars are a necessity. Dating a Cougar is a short-term project as she and you both know that this isn't going to lead to anything major. She just wants to have her fun and feels you are her best entertainment for the time being. In this stage in your life, you don't need to be worrying about a girl who wants to commit or to have kids.

As the cougar is past this point, there is only one thing left to do, enjoy the run while it lasts. As if this is not enough reason to date a cougar, just know once your fling is up, you get to keep all the things she bought you. Think of them as trophies for all your achievements.