Women Share All The Hilariously Awkward Things Guys Have Said To Them

by Taylor Ortega

Being a woman comes with its fair share of social struggles, including suffering the blurt-y nonsense men spew when they're either feeling drunk with confidence or crippled with insecurity.

When redditor wotheli asked the women of the Reddit community "What is the most awkward thing a guy has ever said to you?", the responses ranged from creepy to sad to serial killer.

"My type? I like dumpster women."

"Let me fry your eyeballs and dip them in fancy ketchup."

"I'm asking for a friend who is a watermelon."

"Please bring a headshot and résumé and prepare 16 bars of a show tune I know the words to."

"Pffft, yes, I know what sex is. It's when a woman inserts her boob... into... why are you shaking your head?"

"Check out the gently used merchandise, honey."

"I want to wear your eyes on my face and rob a bank."

"My friends call me the David O. Russell of poopy movies."

"I'm a gentleman, after all."

"I don't think this is going to work out due to the fact you can drive... and vote... and feed yourself."

"My grandma just sold me her computer."

"I don't care what anyone else says..."

"You know, like, in a murder-y way!"

"Can I come by and pick that up? You don't have to be home. I can handle it alone."

Just keep speaking before you think, dudes, and don't fault your date when she dials 911 from the bathroom of your apartment.