This lady should get all the homecoming dates in the world.
Homecoming -- and getting someone to romantically go with you to literally anything ever -- is awful.
How do you find the words to talk to someone you like? How do you even get the courage to approach that person?
Dating is sh*t, and this brave soul deserves a MacArthur Genius Grant for brilliantly acknowledging that fact and using it to her advantage.
This woman polishes the turd of finding love like nobody else.
SEAN! YOU BETTER DATE THIS MAGICAL DIAMOND OF A WOMAN!
Shine on, you beautiful porta-princess!
Citations: Woman proves the poop emoji can be romantic, too (Mashable)
