14 Valentine's Day Cards Your Date Would Actually Enjoy Receiving (Photos)
If you're not a fan of putting a lot of thought into your Valentine's Day shopping, it's safe to assume your gift will include at least one of the following things: a heart-shaped box of chocolates, flowers that won't live that long and a card with a thoughtful message written by somebody else.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with these gifts, and if your primary goal is to have another person touch your genitals by the end of the night, there's a pretty good chance they're going to get the job done.
However, if you want to set yourself apart from the masses of people who will spend money on cards containing the type of writing reserved for romance novels, you're going to want to go with something a little less traditional.
Some of these cards can be found in the very same aisle as the overly sentimental exercises in corniness that will be hastily signed this Valentine's Day, while others require a bit more effort.
However, they're all examples of the kind of card your significant other will actually appreciate.