We can all go home, Pakulu Papito is hands down the King of the Web.
@PakuluPapito1, a mysterious Twitter account either run by a complete genius or the most gloriously unaware person of all time, is slowly taking over the Internet.
Whether you're looking for a quick laugh or some inspiration when it comes to life's biggest questions, Pakulu has you covered.
Pakulu feels your pain.
He gets the struggle.
We've all been there. Except Icona Pop. Icona hasn't been there.
Why hasn't Amazon made this its default setting already?
This is the most efficient way to cook an egg. Your foot is always with you, a pan and stove are not.
Zayn or Pakulu? I don't know.
He gets us.
This made me laugh an unacceptable amount.
They look happy together.
Is that a four-year or six-year program?
Either way, we're with you on this one.
It's circular logic, but true.
These are significantly better lyrics than the original.
It's like a desert version of MTV's "True Life."
Pakulu is a modern day Shakespeare.
Pakulu is a bit of a mystery online. Not much is known about him except his Twitter bio says he owns a gas station and in 2013 he left an absurd description of his name on Urban Dictionary.
Pakulu's popularity functions purely on his content alone. He amassed over 116,000 followers without actually following anybody back.
He's never retweeted any of his fans and has only favorited one of his own tweets. It's like the more he ignores his fans, the more they follow him.
We can all try our hardest, but Pakulu Papito is the most uniquely entertaining and beloved enigma on the Web.
Also, Melissa Joan Hart follows him on Twitter, so, yeah.