The 20 Things You Really Can't Do When You're High
For most stoners, smoking weed is never an issue. They are a resilient bunch who can pretty much adapt to any situation, event or circumstance they are in. Even if they are baked out of their minds.
However, that's not to say that there aren't certain times where being high doesn't give you the competitive advantage.
In fact, there's a handful of things no stoner should walk into while blazed. From high stress situations, to remembering what the f*ck you were doing, life isn't always easy after you smoke a bleezy.
Avoid the bullsh*t and don't let anything stupid kill your high. Enjoy your buzz with no interruptions, stress or heartache. Be the best stoner you can be! These are the 20 things you really can't do when you're high.
Lie to your mother
Crunch any kind of numbers
Refuse a donut
Remember what you were just laughing about
Merge into traffic without sh*tting bricks
Successfully start and finish an argument
Stay mad for more than 5 minutes
Not look like this in all of your pictures
Go 30 seconds without water
Remember what you just ate 5 minutes ago
Think about thinking about ideas
Go through Netflix without having anxiety (too many choices)
Remember what you're watching on TV when the commercials are on
Stay awake at the movies
Enter your church or temple
Hang out with your girlfriend's parents
Make eye contact with strangers
Stay on task for more than 10 minutes without getting sidetracked
Say no to another blunt
Get off Elite Daily...ever
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