Surfer Wants To Shred Waves Even Though He Just Got Wisdom Teeth Out (Video)

Cody is a 90s-era Disney Channel cartoon character come to life.

He sports a crisp summer tan.

He lives for a jammin' Christian-rock tune.

He shakes his long, blonde hair and says things like, "I just wanna get pitted in the barrel of a wave," "I think I hit [my mouth] on the coral reef" and "woahhh."

Cody also loves, like, LOVES his mom, who ruthlessly blew up his spot when she filmed him after his wisdom teeth were pulled.

Cody's post-wisdom teeth video isn't the first, but it is the gnarliest.

Citations: Surfer Bro Gets Wisdom Teeth Out, Professes Love For Beach And His Mama (Huffington Post)