Cody is a 90s-era Disney Channel cartoon character come to life.
He sports a crisp summer tan.
He lives for a jammin' Christian-rock tune.
He shakes his long, blonde hair and says things like, "I just wanna get pitted in the barrel of a wave," "I think I hit [my mouth] on the coral reef" and "woahhh."
Cody also loves, like, LOVES his mom, who ruthlessly blew up his spot when she filmed him after his wisdom teeth were pulled.
Cody's post-wisdom teeth video isn't the first, but it is the gnarliest.