If you want your life to be more exciting, you should consider living it completely in slow motion next to a high-powered fan.
Something about the mix of fast air and slow body movements equals an otherworldly experience rivaling Bruce Willis movies.
ScottDW attached a slow-mo camera to a drone and filmed people trying, and failing, to do normal things, like eating, in front of a major fan and they still looked surprisingly graceful.
At one point, a guy has a hot dog fly out of his bun, and the only thing I could think of was,
This man would be an asset if my office was ever held hostage of Chechnyan separatists.