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13 Quotes From 'SpongeBob' You Should Live By, According To The Internet

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There is so much wisdom packed into "SpongeBob SquarePants," I don't know if I'll ever be able to absorb it all.

Even that one Christmas episode seems cluttered with symbols in the same way the Illuminati's all over the dollar bill.

Thankfully, we've got Reddit to round up all the best quotes from our favorite cartoons so we can misappropriate them as legitimate life advice.

Here are the best "Spongebob" quotes everyone should live by.

1. We are all just metaphors.

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2. One man's trash is another man's (kinky?) treasure.

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3. It's all one big secret.

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4. Anything's an instrument if you try hard enough.

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5. The key to a happy life: eating and breathing.

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6. Food is actually everything.

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7. Tomorrow is always another yesterday.

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8. Beauty is in the eyes of the barnacle.

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9. When in doubt, listen to your gut.

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10. Language is powerful; use it wisely.

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11. Always keep a few tricks stored in your sleeve.

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12. Don't ask for permission to do things, just do them.

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13. If all else fails, eat chocolate.

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