Upon first glance, the photo below seems like a picture of three unlikely pals enjoying a night out together.
A shift of perspective yields a woman holding a cup stuffed with a massive penis.
I'll admit, I didn't see it at first. “It's JUST an arm!” I thought, “Why does everyone have to make ordinary things sexual?!”
But, just like spotting camel toe while wearing your favorite leggings, this dick is a once-you-see-it-it's-all-you-can-see type of deal.
The pink light hitting her shoulder suddenly becomes the head.
Her delicate strands of hair add veiny dimensions that didn't exist seconds before.
If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find dicks actually are all around.