All right, let's get real. It's 2017, and we all need something to get us through the awfulness that is this year.
Want to giggle inappropriately at something so hard people will probably stop you wherever you are and say, "Hey, what are you looking at? I want to laugh like you. Also, you're probably the love of my life."
Well, if so, you have to check out this 9GAG post that features pictures of various heroes with the face of Mr. Bean photoshopped onto them.
"1. Bean The Gladiator"
Are you not entertained? Because I am very, very entertained by this photoshop job.
"2. The Wolvebean"
Um, I mean, they're going to need to recast the Wolverine character. I think Rowan Atkinson is the most logical choice.
I'd connect my Na'vi braids with this hottie.
"4. The Iron Bean"
I. Am. Iron. Bean. *Guitar riffs*
"5. The Incredible Bean"
You're making me bean. You're not going to like me when I'm bean.
"6. SuperBean Returns"
To be honest, beans are my Kryptonite.
"7. Pirates of the Carib-Bean"
*Rimshot (more like Rumshot, am I right?)*
"8. The Boy Who Would Be Bean"
Honestly, I think the Bean Who Lived would have made for a better pun. But that's just me.
And, of course, He Who Must Not Bean Named.
"9. The LOTB"
One bean to rule them all. One bean to find them. One bean to bean them all and in the darkness, bean them.
"10. Bean Raider"
LOOK. IF YOU RAID MY BEANS, I'M GONNA GET MAD. REAL MAD.
Thank you, 9GAG. You've officially made 2017 slightly more bearable.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to petition Fox to replace Hugh Jackman with Rowan Atkinson.
I'M MAKING WOLVEBEAN HAPPEN, AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME.