According to most US states, tampons are a luxury item deserving of special taxes. Some people don't like that kind of thing, but I'm all for it. As a woman, it's totally luxurious to have my uterus balloon twice its size every month so only my chardonnay-stained sweats will fit.
And, in my humble opinion, nothing says romance quite like special taxes.
So, if you're looking for a luxurious gift for your honey this Valentine's Day, look no further than an economy-sized box of tampons.
Stuff them in a bouquet of roses or an eggshell blue Tiffany & Co box. Your lady will be delightfully surprised to find a super absorbent wad of cotton when she was expecting a sterling silver bracelet. Multi-purpose and unique, they're the gift that keeps on giving.
Watch the video above to see what I mean and run to the Duane Reade nearest you.