Little Boy Steps In Dog Poop And His Whole Life Is Completely Ruined (Video)

Contrary to what the drunk girl on the phone outside of my window last Saturday night might tell you, there aren't many situations in life where the appropriate reaction is sobbing hysterically and yelling at the top of your lungs.

However, I think stepping in a pile of dog poop without any shoes on is one of those rare times.

You might think the kid in this video is overreacting, but I'd offer two counterpoints. First, dog poop is really, really gross. Second, this kid is so young, this may legitimately be the worst thing that has ever happened to him.

My only hope is that his parents invested in shatterproof windows in preparation for the day his first goldfish dies.