10 Things That Kim Kardashian's Nipples Sort Of Resemble (NSFW)

Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian was photographed taking a dip in a swimming pool while on vacation in Mexico with Kayne West.

This would normally be a fairly unremarkable occurrence if not for the fact that Kim decided a white cutoff top would be the most appropriate swimwear.

Anyone familiar with the concept of wet t-shirt contests will understand why this is an exciting development.

If you've seen Kim's home movie with Ray J, this isn't anything too revolutionary, but if you're like me, you'll take any excuse you can to look at a famous person's boobs.

Here's the best picture in all it's glory:

You can view the NSFW pictures here.

There are a few words you can use to describe the snapshot, but the first one that came to mind for me was "large." I should stress that nobody (Donald Trump excluded) is arguing that Kim isn't a solid one on the binary scale.

However, you'd be hard-pressed to argue that her nipples don't vaguely resemble all of these things.

1. Yarmulkes (I assume her boobs are kosher)

2. Pink hockey pucks

3. A volcano on the surface of Mars

4. Pepperoni

5. Salami

6. This piece of fried baloney (basically any processed meat with a circular shape)

7. A bush baby's eyes

8. Those rubber poppers that people used to give themselves hickeys in middle school

9. An ant hill

10. The Target logo

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