Making Kids Choose A Favorite Parent Is Cruel And Absolutely Hilarious (Video)

When someone under the age of 5 starts a sentence with the phrase, "I want my," you can probably guess how he or she is going to finish it (hint: it won't be with "MTV," "baby back" or "daddy").

"Mom" (or some variation) is going to be the sought after subject about 97 percent of the time -- a number I pulled out of thin air -- because kids are absolutely shameless when it comes to exploiting our natural tendencies.

Jimmy Kimmel recently hosted a Divorce Simulator on Hollywood Boulevard by asking kids to name which parent they love more (and made it a lot easier for parents with multiple children to pick a favorite).

I'd like to say the results may surprise you, but that would be a lie.