Kid's Drawing Turns Buzz Lightyear Into The Biggest Pervert Ever

Objectively speaking, this is a pretty good picture of Buzz Lightyear. It's not exactly a hyper-realistic interpretation of everyone's favorite animated space ranger, but for the work of (I assume) an elementary school student, I think it turned out all right.

It should be noted that I was referring specifically to the picture of Buzz. The speech bubble is another story entirely.

I understand the need to complement the portrait with an appropriate quote from the movie, but in hindsight the artist probably should have gone with some variation of: "To infinity... and beyond!"

Part of me feel likes this is guerrilla marketing for the new season of "Orange Is the New Black." How does that work, you ask? It's pretty simple: Jason Biggs got famous because of "American Pie"-- specifically that scene where he, well, does that thing that Buzz is talking about.

Crazy? Probably. But I certainly wouldn't be surprised.

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