Introducing The Autoblow 2, The World's First Crowdsourced Blowjob Machine (Video)

If you're like me, you wake up every single day and immediately check every major news site to see if someone has invented a robot that simulates blowjobs. To call the past seven years "frustrating" would be an understatement, but the search is finally over thanks to the Autoblow 2.

The machine is the brainchild of Brian Sloan, a lawyer who decided life would be more fun he he invented a blowjob robot. It's one and a half pounds, almost nine inches tall and requires a wall outlet to function properly. Brian Sloan is not messing around.

The project, which is set to retail for $150, is currently raising funds on IndieGoGo, where it has amassed over $37,000 on its way to the $45,000 goal when this article was published. If you have a bunch of money and no shame, the Autoblow 2 might be for you (feel free to take that slogan, marketing guy for the Autoblow 2).

H/T: Bro Bible