Try not to be jealous of Sheri Moore when you read the story of how her fiancé, William Cornelius, proposed.
One romantic afternoon at a Walmart in Bay City, Michigan, 25-year-old Cornelius proposed to his 20-year-old lady love over the loudspeaker before getting down on one knee and presenting her with a ring purchased from the store's jewelry counter.
Fellow shoppers clapped as the pair hugged and went on its way.
Shortly after the milestone moment, the couple headed to a local Spencer's gift store where Cornelius stole some sex toys to celebrate, The Smoking Gun reports.
The items, including a vibrator, edible thong and BJ Blast oral sex candy, totaled roughly $81 in lifted merchandise.
By the time police tracked the two down, Cornelius was sleeping at a table in the food court, reportedly halfway through tying his shoes.
Moore was arrested alongside her husband-to-be for stealing jewelry (not including her engagement ring) from Walmart.
The Bonnie and Clyde of affordable sex merch are now free on bond.