Public transportation is full of surprises. There's no telling what's going to happen when you walk through the turnstile and enter the dystopia known as "the subway platform."
After witnessing someone crack open a bottle of ranch dressing and drink it at 8:45 am on a Wednesday, I've basically become unfazed by most subway shenanigans.
If you want to get my attention, you have to do something special. Getting your penis stuck in a door is one of those things.
This might be staged, but there are certain things in life that are universally funny; someone getting his erection stuck between the subway doors is one of those things.
There's a chance you won't find it hilarious, but if that's the case, there's also a chance that you don't have a soul.