'F*ck That' Is The Guided Meditation Millennials Have Been Waiting For (Video)


This is f*cking relaxing as sh*t.

Jason Headley is part Deepak Chopra, part Andrew Dice Clay.

I mean, I think meditation is pretty boring.

You are supposed to close your eyes, sit still and listen to someone whose voice is essentially auditory Quaaludes, and then, on top of all that, you have to try not to fall asleep.

How are you supposed to reach a higher plane of spiritual existence if you spend the whole time hoping and praying you won't pass out?

Headley's soothing voice interspersed with profane language is the closest I've ever come to not thinking meditation is a complete waste of time.

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