People Are Hilariously Describing Their Personal Romance Novels In 5 Words

Romance novels might be a billion dollar industry, but it seems pointless to spend money on hundreds of pages of unrealistic sexual encounters and questionable euphemisms when you can get as much as you want online for free.

However, not everyone has the attention span to make it through multiple paragraphs of erotic fan fiction, which is why so many people prefer even more easily digestible methods to get their fixes.

It wouldn't shock me if Twitter eventually became a hotbed for written erotica, but based on the tweets associated with the slightly contradictory #My5WordRomanceNovel, it's a much better venue for making fun of the medium.

We can only hope to see some of these in stores soon.

Most reasonable people would stop trying after a certain point.

At least he'll always have something to remember her by.

This is how you know it's serious.

I'll let you come to your own conclusion as to why.

There are two types of people in the world: those who get this joke and those who don't.

Look, we're doing romance novels, not fantasy. Get it together.

A big step in every relationship.

I can't think of a more perfect way to kill the mood.

The real definition of "true love."

Let's end on a happy note.