People Are Hilariously Describing Their Personal Romance Novels In 5 Words
Romance novels might be a billion dollar industry, but it seems pointless to spend money on hundreds of pages of unrealistic sexual encounters and questionable euphemisms when you can get as much as you want online for free.
However, not everyone has the attention span to make it through multiple paragraphs of erotic fan fiction, which is why so many people prefer even more easily digestible methods to get their fixes.
It wouldn't shock me if Twitter eventually became a hotbed for written erotica, but based on the tweets associated with the slightly contradictory #My5WordRomanceNovel, it's a much better venue for making fun of the medium.
We can only hope to see some of these in stores soon.