The East Coast Storm Looked Like A Huge Penis On This Weather Forecast

by Connor Toole

I'm a simple man who enjoys life's most basic pleasures: the wind against my hair, the grass between my toes and weather patterns that look like penises.

I fully admit this could actually be blamed on my simple brain, but I'll know the joy has finally gone out of my life when I stop finding this phenomenon funny (the same can be said for farts and the number 69).

The most recent example of one of the best things that can happen to a local news broadcast comes courtesy of an AccuWeather map from Tuesday that suggested the East Coast was about to get [insert the sexually provocative verb of your choice here] by thunderstorms.


If I had to pick, I would have gone with "shafted."

Citations: Weather on the East Coast (Mashable)