Man Selling Used Sex Doll On Craigslist For An Incredibly Reasonable $4,500

If you're in the Los Angeles area and in the market for a used sex doll, then I have some fantastic news.

A man on Craigslist is selling a 3-year-old RealDoll named Amber for the low, low price of $4,500 in an ad that's either a hilarious joke or one of the creepiest things I've ever come across during my time online (it's a lot of time). The post reads:

I am selling my RealDoll. We met about 3 years ago at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas and I instantly fell in love with her. Her name is Amber and she is one of the most sensuous lovers I have ever had.

Although she is a little lackluster in the cooking department, she never talks back and is there to satisfy every sexual desire you can think of. She has a gorgeous ass and a 34D cup.

Amazing kisser. She is always up for a road trip so get in that carpool lane. Even gives roadhead with a little bit of help. She has been a great friend, confidant and lover to me, but I have a real girlfriend now and she is getting jealous of Amber.

I really want to see her go to a good home.

She also loves watching interracial porn. We have a subscription to Will throw in my subscription to whoever takes Amber in. It is paid up for another 8 months.

Serious offers only.

I visited the RealDoll website to check out the prices of their wares (and likely ended up on a watch list in the process), and it turns out their least expensive model ("The Classic Female") retails for $5,499. If I'm doing my calculations correctly, that means that you'd be saving $999 by buying one second hand.

So the real question here is whether or not the shame of buying a used sex doll is worth a thousand dollars, and I honestly don't see how it's possible to justify this purchase.

If you're willing to shell out $4,500 to buy a fake person, something tells me you can probably dig up another thousand to get one that hasn't been deflowered.

Of course, that assumes people who buy sex dolls have any shame in the first place. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy finds a buyer.

H/T: Bro Bible, Photos Courtesy: Craigslist