Dads Apparently Just Want Porn And Nascar For Father's Day (Video)

You may want to consider returning that “World’s Best Dad” mug before Father’s Day so you can give your father something he really wants.

In this new sketch, Chris Wylde -- who looks super familiar, but I don’t know exactly from where -- exposes what dads really want for Father’s Day: to go to a NASCAR race and watch men make left turns in a car for a few hours.

Also, the super NSFW conversation talks about how women, apparently, poop a lot during childbirth -- a fact I wasn't made aware of, but I think I should have totally been told about.

If you want to stop teen pregnancy, just tell dudes they’ll have to be in the room while their baby momma yells and poops.

Guys fear having to be responsible for kids, but they probably fear having to watch women go to the bathroom a whole lot more.

Anyway, make sure to thank your dad this Father’s Day for all he has done for you. Especially, the time he watched your mother bring you into this world via the miracle of childbirth while taking a bunch of poops.