According to overplayed commercial cliché, dads are totally clueless when it comes to taking care of kids, and mothers should be terrified of the potentially disastrous consequences that come whenever they leave their children alone with their father.
Earlier this week, Matt Coyne and his partner, Lyns, were faced with the situation every mother on a network sitcom fears: Lyns' maternity leave ended, and she headed back to work for the first time since giving birth in late September.
If you're wondering why her leave took so long, it's because this story took place in England, a place where people traditionally don't advocate ripping a mother away from her newborn baby in the name of capitalism.
Lyns managed to survive for a few hours away from her son, Charlie, without any issues, but she did end up asking Matt for an update around 11 am to make sure she didn't regret her decision to leave the two boys alone.
Unfortunately for Lyns, Matt used the birth of his child as an excuse to launch a Facebook page to document his relationship with Charlie and to create some juicy content in the form of hilarious photos the Internet was sure to fall in love with.