This Dad Sent The Funniest Photoshopped Baby Photos To His Wife

According to overplayed commercial cliché, dads are totally clueless when it comes to taking care of kids, and mothers should be terrified of the potentially disastrous consequences that come whenever they leave their children alone with their father.

Earlier this week, Matt Coyne and his partner, Lyns, were faced with the situation every mother on a network sitcom fears: Lyns' maternity leave ended, and she headed back to work for the first time since giving birth in late September.

If you're wondering why her leave took so long, it's because this story took place in England, a place where people traditionally don't advocate ripping a mother away from her newborn baby in the name of capitalism.

Lyns managed to survive for a few hours away from her son, Charlie, without any issues, but she did end up asking Matt for an update around 11 am to make sure she didn't regret her decision to leave the two boys alone.

Unfortunately for Lyns, Matt used the birth of his child as an excuse to launch a Facebook page to document his relationship with Charlie and to create some juicy content in the form of hilarious photos the Internet was sure to fall in love with.

If you're wondering how a kid impacts your social life, you don't have to look any further than the 87 unread texts.

Now that I think about it, I bet a baby would really enjoy going to a strip club.

At least Matt doesn't have to worry about being too heavy.

It would appear Lyns had enough.

Citations: Mum asks partner for updates on the baby after she goes back to work – probably wishes she hadn't (Metro)