Couple Films Themselves Having Sex In Hospital Bed, Gets Insurance Canceled
Today, in fantastic ideas: This couple thought it would be awesome to film themselves having sex in a hospital bed.
When I try to imagine the least ~sexy~ places to have sex in, hospitals rank fairly high on the list, next to, of course, the DMV and the NYC subway. *Shudder*
If you really, really want to, you can watch the whole 18-second video here, but I don't advise it.
The video is a little off-putting because the girl is just lying there and the guy is creepily looking at the camera.
Fortunately, you can't see any naughty parts in the video. But it still grossed me out.
Who would be dumb enough to film this?
It's possible that this guy wasn't the only one capturing this spontaneous moment because some hospitals totally have cameras in the room.
You know, to keep an eye on patients -- just in case they fall or, in this case, get too frisky.
It's also possible that their insurance company saw this video, since it's on the internet now, and may have canceled their insurance. Oops.
I don't think any insurance company out there covers spontaneous sex in hospitals.
I have so many questions. Whose hospital bed is it? Is it hers? And if it was, why was he allowed to crawl in bed with her? Is she just sleeping? What the hell is going on?
I can't imagine how that conversation went. "Hey babe, let's piss off our insurance company. It will be so hot."
Maybe having sex in hospitals is just their thing.
No, it's not hot at all.
It's one thing to have sex in a semi-public place and be turned on by the idea of getting caught.
But it's almost as if this guy just wanted the world to see this. The video apparently surfaced on his Facebook page.
I'm probably never going to look at a hospital bed the same way ever again.