"SpongeBob SquarePants" is one of the more quotable and popular cartoons to hit the air in recent memory, making it the "Anchorman" of animated series about a sponge that works as a fry cook.
Since it first began more than 15 years ago, the show has produced 188 episodes and caused countless middle school teachers to slowly go insane from hearing the same lines repeated thousands of times.
"SpongeBob" might be aimed at kids, but it's always had a dedicated following of adult fans.
In recent weeks, those fans have been playing a little game called "Describe Your Sex Life With A SpongeBob Quote."
It's equal parts stupid, juvenile and oddly amusing, which makes it the Patrick Star of mildly entertaining exercises in dick jokes.
There is no shortage of options to pick from, but some of my favorites are listed below.