The 12 Best 'SpongeBob' Quotes To Perfectly Sum Up Your Sex Life (Photos)


"SpongeBob SquarePants" is one of the more quotable and popular cartoons to hit the air in recent memory, making it the "Anchorman" of animated series about a sponge that works as a fry cook.

Since it first began more than 15 years ago, the show has produced 188 episodes and caused countless middle school teachers to slowly go insane from hearing the same lines repeated thousands of times.

"SpongeBob" might be aimed at kids, but it's always had a dedicated following of adult fans.

In recent weeks, those fans have been playing a little game called "Describe Your Sex Life With A SpongeBob Quote."

It's equal parts stupid, juvenile and oddly amusing, which makes it the Patrick Star of mildly entertaining exercises in dick jokes.

There is no shortage of options to pick from, but some of my favorites are listed below.

It's all in the grip.

We won't talk about why the napkin is used.

If you need someone to explain this to you, you're not old enough to appreciate it.

A scene from the upcoming "Fifty Shades Of Gary."

This can be interpreted as a humblebrag or the saddest thing in the entire world.

Not every ending is happy.

Sex: the only workout not designed to make you miserable.

You've got to work with what you have, and some people have less than others.

Don't forget to hop around madly in excitement.

My nickname for my penis is "The Alaskan Bull Worm."

Was it an Alaskan Bull Worm?

This might not technically be a line from "SpongeBob," but it still deserves a mention.