The Democratic presidential debate was super boring.
YES! YES, IT WAS BORING! STOP ARGUING WITH ME, GUY I SEE AT PARTIES EVERY THREE WEEKS BUT DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW YOUR NAME!
I mean, the third most interesting person on that dais was a guy whose first name is “Lincoln” and last name describes why you don’t get certain toilet papers. Nothing of substance gets discussed, and the only time there is an actual fight the moderator breaks it up.
It’s like boxing if the boxers were in separate rooms and the ref was obligated to explain in detail what was intrinsically wrong with credit default swaps before the match started.
I’m going to be honest: The only way I’ve been able to watch these presidential debates is when people dub over the actual words with random other words.
Oh, and YES, I very much plan on picking whom I’m voting for in the 2016 election based off of these "Bad Lip Reading" videos.
Bernie Sanders can name 12 nouns. He has my vote at the moment.