“Spring has sprung!” they said. “It's going to be so much fun!” they said.
Well, spring-enthusiasts, it's all fun and games until one morning you wake up with your eyes boogered shut and your nose as clogged as Chewbacca's shower drain.
If they were capable of taking on a human form, I picture seasonal allergies looking like a pale, weak Gilbert Gottfried with double pink eye and a poorly contoured face of makeup.
If you know what I'm talking about, you're welcome for the imagery. If you don't, well, you are just super blessed not to be stricken with the truest form of spring fever.
From this point forward, I'm talking exclusively to my snot-ridden, watery-eyed, congested brothers and sisters. I'm here to let you know you aren't alone when it comes to suffering from your spring allergies.
I, being an English major with zero medical knowledge, can't offer you anything more than these relatable GIFs and memes to ease your pain. But we all need to help each other out any way we can; this is my gift to you.
Check out the pics below and think “OMG, that's sooooo me” to yourself as you try not to sneeze all over your screen.