16 Slogans Better Than The One That Replaced 'Got Milk?'

After almost 20 years, the Milk Processor Education Program has ended the famous "Got Milk?" campaign, which featured every single public figure from the past two decades posing for the camera while sporting a milk mustache.

The iconic slogan is being replaced by a new campaign featuring the phrase, "Milk Life," which I assume will be a series of public service announcements narrated by 2Pac.

I, for one, think that after 20 years they could have done better than "Milk Life." In fact, it only took me a half hour to come up with 16 superior slogans that could have replaced 'Got Milk':

Simple yet effective...

A healthy alternative to soda...

Check the source...

Getting more descriptive...

Milk demands equality...

The catalyst...

I dare you. No, I double dare you...

OK, maybe not the best endorsement...

Truth in advertising....

Stave off osteoporosis...

See things differently...

It's the real life version of Yahoo Soda from 'Hey Arnold'...

Admittedly not the strongest one...

Just for the record...

Let's leave math out of the equation...

The world's easiest recipe...

H/T: USAToday