Sonja Lekovic

11 People Who Tried To Do Something Sexy And Completely Failed


Have you ever tried to do something sexy and FAILED?

Yeah, I know. Some horrifying scene just popped up in your head of a time you sucked on your finger in front of your boyfriend and ended up getting laughed at, or a time you tried to get creative in bed and ended up kicking your girlfriend in the face. You thought you'd repressed that memory forever, huh? I'm sorry for bringing it up. Especially so close to Valentine's Day, when you're probably preparing to have lots of steamy sex with the person you're dating right now.

But listen. You're not alone. Everyone you know who has ever tried to do something sexy has either been made to feel like an idiot for it or accidentally did something weird or gross instead. Even the hottest, most sexually adept people you know f*ck up in the bedroom. It's a rite of passage as a sexually active person to royally embarrass yourself when trying to turn someone else on.

For example: One time I was having sex with my ex and he put my feet on his shoulders to intensify the feeling for me. He started REALLY going at it -- when he suddenly slipped out of my vagina and jammed his dick right into my ass. Like, full-speed. Never have I ever felt such sharp, body-numbing pain. My assh*le bled for two days straight.

Here are 12 other people who have also failed to be sexy.

-- Sheena, 25

-- Gillian, 23

-- Theresa, 20

-- Danica, 24

-- Tommy, 26

-- Hailey*, 22

-- Ben*, 28

-- Karen*, 23

-- Joe*, 25

-- Zara, 29

-- Connor, 25

*Name has been changed.