The Virtual Reality Sex Suit Has Arrived And It Is Absolutely Terrifying
In a new video released Monday by Rice Digital, a goggled dude in fingerless gloves gropes some rubber boobs while a flesh light bobs above his dick.
Yes, friends, the virtual reality sex suit has arrived.
According to Rice Digital, the sex suit, named the "Full Body Virtual Interface," will set you back about $400. In a review of the VR sex suit, an anonymous man says,
[The suit] will perfectly simulate a clumsy sexual encounter I once had with a girl called Jenny, on the periphery of an ice rink in Swindon, as a 14-year-old boy.
It only gets weirder from here, I'm afraid. The suit is made to work in conjunction with a VR game called "Sexy Beach," which is meant to further simulate sex with animated female characters.
From what I can tell watching the video, the contraption looks absolutely terrifying while also signaling the end of humanity as we know it. Because how will we convince guys to date real women now that flesh lights have teamed up with Oculus Rift?
What's more terrifying, it's now three days after April Fools, so you know this video has to be legit. Watch the video above because, really, how could you not at this point.