I'm a Hufflepuff and I don't need a bath bomb to prove it. I'm an exceptional finder, and I appreciate that our dorms are close to the kitchens. I don't fit in with any other House.
But I still want to bathe in some magic so I will be buying one of these magical Harry Potter Sorting Hat Bath Bombs.
Though to be fair, any bath I'm in is pretty magical because of my hot bod.
Createdbyrebeccalynn, the creator of the bath bomb, writes,
Do you belong in Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Find out with our Sorting Hat bath bomb! This super relaxing bomb starts out white, then fizzes away to reveal your house colors!
Translation: YOUR BATH ISN'T FIT FOR A MUGGLE.
I don't know how I would be able to relax in a bath if it didn't reveal Hufflepuff though. I would just be stewing in someone else's house colors?!
The bath bomb starts off white with four stripes representing the different houses.
Once it enters warm water though, the fizzy bomb tints the color of the water red for Gryffindor, green for Slytherin, blue for Ravenclaw or yellow for Hufflepuff.
Watch me as I Slytherin to this tub...
Of course, unlike the real Sorting Hat, these bath bombs are probably totally random and don't take into consideration what house you'd actually like to be sorted into.
It's like the Sorting Hat said,
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat then me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all. There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be. ALSO WASH YOUR BODY BECAUSE YOU STINK.
Classic Sorting Hat.