If Your Housewife Is A Hoe, Get Her This Condom Pillow & Sleeping Bag Set (Photos)
Every now and then, we all become victims of housewives that are undercover hoes, and that's okay. You just have to know how to handle it. One way to show your appreciation would be to buy her this super sexy LifeStyles condom pillow and sleeping bag set. It's actually pretty legendary, and we've never seen anything like it.
What would also be pretty ironic is if you have unprotected sex in the sleeping bag, but we wouldn't advise that you do that unless you're trying for kids and endless headaches. Realistically speaking, this is a great gift to give an 18-year-old kid or a woman at her bachelorette party. We don't think you'd actually wife up a hoe - you know better than that!