Landing your first real job can be pretty tough.
We all know how the employment struggle goes when you're fresh out of school. While you may have put in your time and earned that degree, your underwhelming resume usually lacks the years of professional experience normally required to score the career of your dreams.
But just because your resume is plagued with meaningless minimum wage jobs and a substandard skill set doesn't necessarily mean you have to settle for a shitty job. Sometimes, all you have to do is get a little creative and upsell yourself to employers.
Yep, when it comes to sprucing up your resume, there's an endless amount of things you can do to transform your shitty summer jobs into bougie, next-level employment positions.
Whether you're reinventing your window washing gig into an experience as a "transparency enhancement facilitator" or flexing the fact you had a paper route as a kid by claiming you worked as "media distribution officer," there are all sorts of ways you can tweak the job titles to make yourself seem a hell of a lot more accomplished than you actually are.
Because let's be real: Who in their right mind would want to hire someone who has prior experience as a dishwasher, when they can add a former underwater ceramic technician to their team?
Check out the pictures below to see hilarious job titles that sound way too good to be true: