Learn To Cook Four Loko At Home So You Can Have It Once It's Banned

If you're looking to do something you've never done before, you've come to the right place. In a new recipe published by Animal, their "backdoor pharmacist" will instruct you on exactly how to concoct your own Four Loko drink at home.

In case you've been living under a rock since 2005, Four Loko is a malt liquor alcoholic beverage that is said to be like "cocaine water."

It isn't, but people who've tried it before said it might as well be, due to how wired it gets you. It's pretty much a mixture of Red Bull and vodka on steroids.

After a few years, the prevalence of the drink began to shrink because of bans around the country. But thanks to Animal's "backdoor pharmacist," we now know exactly how to make one!

The ingredients you're going to need to make your homemade Four Loko are as follows: a 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor, any kind of vodka, two 12-ounce cans of Sprite, a big bag of Jolly Ranchers and a box of caffeine pills from your local legitimate pharmacist.

Check out the step-by-step instructions below.

First, you're going to want to get drunk. Making poor decisions is always easier when you're not sober.


Pick out the Jolly Rancher flavors you want and put them into the bottle of vodka. Let them dissolve overnight. Hopefully you're drunk enough to sleep.

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Grab two containers that measure up to 750ml, or 25 ounces each. Crush two caffeine pills and put each powdered pill into each container.

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Crush another pill, remove half of the powder, and split it into quarters. Pour one of these servings of the pill into each container. Each Four Loko measures up to the same.

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Pour six ounces of malt liquor and six ounces of vodka in each container. Let the powdered pills dissolve into the beverage. Voila! Four Loko is made.