As a devout "Harry Potter" fan, are you constantly jonesing for some butterbeer, but can't shell out the galleons and knuts needed to purchase a trip to Universal Studios?
Then, have no fear (unless you're surrounded by dementors). Because I have the (completely unrelated to Florean Flortescue's) ice cream flavor for you!
Yuengling Ice Cream, from Pennsylvania and not Diagon Alley, is now offering Butterbeer ice cream:
So, what's the overall taste you can expect if you decide to drown your Moaning Myrtle-like sorrows in a tub of Butterbeer ice cream?
Buttercream and butterscotch flavors, in addition to a butterscotch swirl.
President of Yuengling's Ice Cream, David Yuengling, said in a statement,
We are always looking for ways to inspire our fans and spark creativity. Whether it's our flavor names and descriptions or the recipes themselves—we're in the business of having fun. We hope we made JK Rowling proud with this flavor.
Needless to say, the Muggle equivalent of owl-messaging, Twitter, could not contain its glee.
For one Twitter user, this is the best thing to ever happen to ice cream.
*Googles "how to tell your employer you're moving to Pennsylvania because of an ice cream flavor"*
Honestly, this might be the only good thing to happen in 2017 so far.
Lauren Nickols needs to use a Marauder's Map like right now. CAN SOMEONE GET HER SOME FUCKING FLOO POWDER?!
Hermione right here is all of us learning about the magical existence of Butterbeer ice cream.
All of our work days got a little bit easier knowing a pint of Butterbeer ice cream might be awaiting us when we got home.
Honestly, I think I can speak for the rest of all Muggles when I say we need a real-life equivalent of Firewhisky... and don't you dare tell me that's Fireball.